1. (Source: kaatnisseverdeen)

  2. (Source: itsjuliana)

  3. ancestor:

I can’t do this


    I can’t do this

  4. e-n-o-n:



    more like a damn coma.

    (Source: poppedamalikimsweating)

  5. nikkibot3000:

#some men just want to watch the world burn


    #some men just want to watch the world burn

    (Source: myspacefanfiction)

  6. hippieslovesunshine:

    The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.

  7. urbancatfitters:

    for halloween im just gonna be angry

  8. fukkkres:

    white mom: quit roughhousing!

    white son: fuck u mom

    white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?

    white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!

    white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*

  9. kobetyrant:


  10. unclefather:

    i’ll buy myself a big ass wedding ring i’ll marry my own damn self

  11. (Source: thewitchdoctor)

  12. aminaabramovic:

    I wonder who follows me and is like ugh this bitch AGAIN on my dash she’s so annoying

    YAAAS seethe a bit sis!!

  13. modestmojo:



    I am tooo weak rn

    "Barack…you been around white folks too long."

    Bet he a beast on the grill though

    (Source: yungterra)